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Riding A Bike Is Just Like Flying

February 7, 2012

A couple of quotes about flying - just substitute the words “fly” for “ride”, or “aircraft” for “bike” etc.: “Flying in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of any carelessness, incapacity or neglect.” Captain A. G. Lamplugh, British Aviation Insurance Group, London. c. early...
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This Is How Cyclists Get Killed

February 4, 2012

A video from the ever prolific Lewis Dediare, a.k.a. Traffic Droid: As Lewis admits in his own commentary, “I was on the inside lane on the red route lines and shortly after the boxed junctions. As I was riding I suddenly noticed this truck veering slowly into my lane,…he left his indication somewhat too late but I...
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Cold Weather Cycling Injury

February 4, 2012
Cold Weather Cycling Injury

I’ve done well - it’s now 13 months since I last fell off a bike. That was when I discovered a patch of black ice and the front wheel went out from under me like a jolly fast thing on a very slippy surface. Since then I’ve been extremely wary of ice, wet roads, patches...
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Visited By The Puncture Fairy AGAIN

February 3, 2012

I went for pretty much six months without a single flat. Then the post-Christmas weather sent everyone’s recycling bins blowing along our back alley (not a euphemism), scattering broken glass everywhere. In the last two weeks I’ve had five...
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Friday Caption Contest: Mystery Component Edition

February 3, 2012
Friday Caption Contest: Mystery Component Edition

Before we begin, a jolly big “well done” to all of you who entered last week’s contest. The clear winner was Tlatet, who correctly identified that this was an escaped maths lecturer from the Open University. But most of...
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The Alternate Reality Feared By The Auto Industry

February 2, 2012

There’s no doubt about it, the car industry is very successful at marketing. It sells us a dream of driving along the open road… The Dream: The Reality: The Alternate Reality (do watch this one ’till the end!): They tell us about...
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Newspaper Cycling Safety Campaigns

February 2, 2012
Newspaper Cycling Safety Campaigns

First there was this on the front page of The Independent last April: Then today, this in The Times (do visit their page and sign up): So now we eagerly wait to see if the other opinion-forming newspapers will fall into...
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Advanced Stop Lines: An Accident Waiting To Happen

January 31, 2012
Advanced Stop Lines: An Accident Waiting To Happen

Yesterday there was a whole lot of twitterings about this Ross Lydall article. It’s all about how a lorry driver got off scott free after running over a cyclist. James Moor suffered horrific injuries after Nigel Gummer turned his...
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Friday Caption Contest: Hi-Viz Edition

January 27, 2012
Friday Caption Contest: Hi-Viz Edition

First up, a big “well done” to everyone who entered our last competition. Sadly it was too hard to pick a single winner, so you all have permission to go out for a Jolly Nice Ride this weekend. Take...
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Police Are Appealing For Witnesses…

January 26, 2012

…after this dramatic footage of a child abduction was released by kidnappers: As you can see, the plucky kid makes a break for it at 1:30, but was brought down by the pack of Lycra-clad snatchers. The kidnappers have issued their...
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Watching A Bike Decompose One Day At A Time

January 24, 2012

I was in New York in the summer of 2005, and one morning found myself in a bookshop flicking through a book of photos of bikes left locked up on the city’s streets. It showed their decline over time...
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New Key Ring - From The OTHER Love Of My Life

January 24, 2012
New Key Ring - From The OTHER Love Of My Life

When I was 18, the woman who’s now Wife gave me one of those leather thong bracelet things. I wore it ’till it started to fall apart, and for the last few years its remains were used as my...
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Dead Frog

January 23, 2012
Dead Frog

No - not this kind of dead frog, though it does look like an ideal isotonic, carbohydrate-based drink for after a long (or short) ride… No - I mean my Knog Frog Strobe. I was given a red one last...
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“I’m Getting Paid To Wear This Hat”

January 23, 2012

Just too funny - The Shit Cyclists Say, via peopleforbikes.org:
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Winter Cycling Gear

January 18, 2012
Winter Cycling Gear

Man it was cold this evening! I was forced (literally forced) to wear some extra, technical garments to keep warm: A “fleece” under my jacket. This is a bit like a jumper, but made of some sort of man-made fibre....
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Gene Hackman Slightly Injured

January 16, 2012

Apparently, he was riding a bike and struck from behind by a pickup truck. It seems that he wasn’t wearing a helmet, and as one observer commented, “If Gene Hackman had been wearing a helmet he would be alive today…” Bicycle...
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This Cyclist Is Freaking Me Out

January 14, 2012

There’s something beautiful about a tandem. The way the captain & stoker’s legs are in sync… Heck - even politicians have to agree & work together to keep things moving forward… There have been some improvements in tandem technology over...
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The Price Of A Lighter Bike

January 14, 2012
The Price Of A Lighter Bike

This blog post starts out quite sensibly, but persevere - there’s some silliness at the end… Some people are still obsessed with the weight of their bikes. I reckon it costs between 50p and £1 per gramme to lighten a...
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Cycle Path With Knobs On

January 13, 2012
Cycle Path With Knobs On

Remember my favourite cycle path on the route into Newcastle? How could one possibly improve on this? It needs more chutzpah, more pizzazz. In an ideal world, we’d get out our blue paint, and make it look like a Proper Piece...
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Friday Caption Contest: Electric Car Edition

January 13, 2012
Friday Caption Contest: Electric Car Edition

Yep - Electric cars are here to save us all. And to celebrate, we have a picture of one for you to caption. Apparently this driver, “…was involved in an accident at a nearby intersection. For some reason, the driver...
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Which Bike Would You Recommend?

January 11, 2012
Which Bike Would You Recommend?

I was at one of those breakfast networking meetings this morning, and got chatting to a woman who’s got some money to spend on the Bike To Work scheme. She lives about a five minute drive from work, and...
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