Bicycle Race / Fat Bottomed Girls
No, not a double A-sided single release by Queen in the mid-70’s, but a summary of my Sunday afternoon. Except it wasn’t a race either.
Yesterday’s weather was GRIM - rain, 11 celcius, and the wind blowing what my grandmother would describe as a “hoolie” from the northwest. I’d planned to ride up to Consett in the morning - 25 miles up into the hills & back to the southwest of us. But with this weather, I changed the plan, and held off to see if things improved by the afternoon. They didn’t, so at three, I set off for Belsay - 25 miles to the northwest.
At least that way, I’d have the wind to my back for the home stretch. Of course, things don’t always work out like that, and it seemed that for big chunks of the homeward journey, I’d just as much wind & rain in my face as on the way out!
This was a tough ride, where at several points, if I’d been clocking up the mileage on a series of short loops near to home, I’d have ducked out early. Highlights include . . .
- Watching a kid out cycling with her father get literally blown off her bike by the wind just outside of Blyth
- Having a Little Old Lady Behind The Wheel try to assassinate me shortly after. She was turning right across the road I was on, and despite my day-glo rain coat, “didn’t see me”. She started to pull out when I was less than a dozen yards away, and then stopped, with her door level with me. Fortunately, it was too darned windy to be riding on the aero bars, AND my brakes do seem to work in the wet. I stopped with my front wheel literally an inch from impact.
- Coming across Newcastle’s Town Moor ten miles from home, and realising that the coat’s waterproofing had been over-whelmed. It was COLD in the crosswind!
It was tough, but also kinda fun - once I’d got over the shock of the weather. This is supposed to be August!
And the “Fat Bottomed Girl”? When I was just over a mile from home, I passed a woman out jogging. She was a ‘big girl’ - I mean almost as wide as she was tall, moving along at a snail’s pace, and sweating like a . . . a . . . sweaty thing. My initial thought was really dismissive - “Why on earth is someone like that out jogging”. But then, as I’d been thinking about Phil’s post about what it means to be an ‘Athlete’, several things struck me:
- Who the hell do I think I am to ask such questions?
- If ever there was someone in need of taking the exercise, there she is. AND SHE’S DOING IT.
- Hey, getting out there and trying, when you’re as out of shape as she is takes more effort and commitment than I’ll ever have.
Prejudice exists in all parts of our society - whether it’s about skin colour, gender, disability, body fat, or fitness. None of us immune to the xenophobic reaction when confronted by someone who doesn’t look just like the image in the mirror. What marks us out from barbarians though is our ability and willingness to treat these gut reactions as ‘wrong’, which if we do enough will override our instinctive programming telling us to fear ‘outsiders’, even if they live just next door to us.
So, maybe I’ve learned a lesson yesterday, and maybe I’m one step further up the steps to civilisation. And maybe I’ll be a little more encouraging in my thoughts next time I see someone making an effort that puts my skinny-arsed trials into perspective.
Workout:
- Type: Cycle
- Date: 08/19/2007
- Total Time: 3:01:52.00
- Distance: 48.65 miles
- Average Speed: 16.05 mph
- Max Speed: 30 mph
- Average Cadence: 99
- Max Cadence: 140
Filed under: Cycle, Goals, Motivation, Newcastle, Wind






Good on you for being honest with yourself about your gut reaction. And even better on you for trying to learn something from it.
Good post, Karl. Especially your reaction. Actually, your reflection on your reaction.
Those are the folks that I’ll go out of my way to give some encouragement to. Especially if I’m in my race kit. I suspect it gives them a lift.
On belhalf of many fat-bottomed girls in the world, thanks! Seriously, I really enjoyed reading it. Many times I didn’t go for a run or work out because I felt like I generally just shouldn’t be out there. I should leave that kind of thing to the professionals…
It was great to read your post. I had a prejudiced “naming” reaction to the “Little Old Lady Behind the Wheel”. I didn’t really react internally to that fleeting judgement until I read the rest of your post in which you’d had a similar reaction to the runner. Thank you for that.
Ah…and along with the fat bottomed girls, let me thank you from the genetically challenged fLat bottomed girls of the world!
Love this. I’m a dense AND wide 41 y.o. with bad knees. I came in next to last in my city’s “olympic distance” triathlon last summer, in a less-than-blazing 4:43:37. (As planned, I walked the “run,” and did the bike ride on a 1964 Moulton, upgraded to 5 speeds, at a respectable 20K/hour.) I had at least as much fun as the folks with aero bars & solid wheels, and they got a free chuckle. If we give in to the idea that only athletes can exercise, only musicians can sing, and only politicians can run things, we deserve to live miserably.
JFS - We look up to you! Until I upgraded my bike this year, I thought that I had the oldest bike on the course (mid-1980’s Raleigh). You’ve completely out-classed me!
Your final sentence is worthy of quotation - and I say this as someone who exercises a bit, sings along far too loudly in the car, and is wondering if ‘running things’ IS after all what I should be doing. Thank you.