Locked Bikes In London

When I was in That London the other week, I took some photos of locked bikes around Angel tube station, for my other blog.

Firstly, here’s a picture of one way to stop your bike being pinched. Have a bike that no-one would want to buy. Actually, it’s just the sort of bike I’d buy, but your average scroat in a pub wouldn’t be interested - not enough gears, no suspension, non knobbly tyres.

In short, not enough bling.

When you ride this sort of bike, you’re obviously more interested in your own sartorial standards, than going fast or over mountains. You can also lock it with a simple combination lock, because there are much richer pickings for bike thieves near-by . . .

Of course, they probably won’t be taking this one though. It’s got both wheels and the frame secured by seperate D-locks (or, if you prefer, U-Locks). On the down side, two locks of the same type mean that they can both be defeated with the same tool (a mini-jack), it’s secured to railings (somewhat flimsy), and the owner’s left the front light on the bike.

But overall, a fair effort - I’d give the owner an 8 out of 10 for this.

So what happens if you don’t lock your bike like this?

Well, take a look. Firstly, we see here someone who’s only locked the back wheel and the frame. Some thieving toerag’s made off with the front wheel. OK, so it’s not the most expensive component on the bike (back wheels and frames are far more expensive), and there’s a bike shop about 300 yards down the road . . . but all the same, for the price of the new wheel, tyre & tube, the owner could probably have bought two or three perfectly good locks. And they wouldn’t have the inconvenience that this obviously causes.

Of course, if all else fails, they could get in touch with the owner of this bike. If all you lock is your front wheel, don’t be surprised if that’s all that’s left when you get back to your bike. Between these two bike owners, I suppose they’ve got the wherewithal for one of them to ride home . . .

The alternative explanation is that these two photos are the ultimate bike locking strategy - dismantle your bike and lock the various parts in separate locations.

Filed under: Bike Culture, Bike locking strategy, Bike theft, Bike to Work, D-Lock, How to lock, Partially Locked Bike, Stolen Bike, Unlocked Bike

5 Responses to “ Locked Bikes In London ”

  1. David Hembrow on November 6, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Given the choice, I’d definitely take the first one. Proper full length mudguards to keep muck off, not those plastic ones which break either, a maintenance free transmission, comfortable handlebars, and it’s probably quicker than any of the others too.

    Quick release skewers are really a very silly idea for bikes which will be parked where theft is common.

  2. acline on November 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    re: dismantle and park separate parts

    :-)

    Thanks for the chuckle.

  3. Karl On Sea on November 6, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Dave - I like* fast bikes and carbon fibre and all that jazz. But there’s something about that vintage Raleigh that just makes me drool. I want one. Just like that.

    * actually, I like pretty much any bike!

    Acline - my pleasure. And thanks for sticking with it to the punchline. ;-)

  4. David Hembrow on November 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Karl, you know where to find one. And it isn’t particularly well locked :-)

  5. 2whls3spds on November 16, 2008 at 12:14 am

    That first bike is the ultimate commuter in MY book. Spent many a mile in the cockpit of <a href=http://2whls3spds.blogspot.com/2008/06/bike-that-started-it-all-not-really.html.just such a bike. There may be nicer and more expensive bikes out there but none as durable.

    Aaron