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Dutchess, You’re Freaking Me Out

December 3, 2009
By KarlOnSea

First off, let me say that I like the Dutchess. Cannondale’s take on the classic ladies’ bike is full of the sort of design features that would normally not make it past the eyeball grabbing concept bike stage.

I love the structural rear-mudguard, the fact that it comes with a rack as standard, and that feature with the swiveling handlebars that turn into a lock is just great.

The big, wide-open, polished bottom bracket is pure bling, and the drive from this to the rear wheel (prop drive?) shouts low-maintenance riding without getting any of that mucky oil on your trousers or floaty skirt.

Yep. All-in-all, this looks like a lovely, practical bike.

The only problem I have, the only thing that disturbs my sleep, and frankly freaks me out, is the brakes:

Wytze’s graduation project for Cannondale from Eelke D. on Vimeo .

I mean, really, what IS going on with those brakes? The levers seem to have nipples for cables, but where the smeg are the cables? Internal to those swiveling handlebars? Routed somehow under the grips? Invisible?

Or is this just a case of a bike showing it’s true colours? It’s billed as a practical ladies’ bike, but in reality it’s a brakeless fixed-wheel bike aimed squarely at the red light-jumping, courier-wannabe hipster market.

Mark my words, you’ll be reading more about this bike in the pages of the Daily Mail.

Filed under: Bike Culture, Bike Security, Everyday People, Video

7 Responses to “ Dutchess, You’re Freaking Me Out ”

  1. princessrn320 on December 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    I agree, is very attractive but on further perusal, I to can not localte the brake cables. If it is a pedal braker, why the brake grips even?

    On a side note, you are so informative and of course I love caption contest Fridays and if I were a “real biker” I would be REALLY able to use all of the great info you give out!

  2. princessrn320 on December 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    I agree, is very attractive but on further perusal, I too can not locate the brake cables. If it is a pedal braker, why the brake grips even?

    On a side note, you are so informative and of course I love caption contest Fridays and if I were a “real biker” I would be REALLY able to use all of the great info you give out!

  3. acline on December 4, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Good question! I didn’t even notice the lack of cables. My eyes were too dazzled :-)

  4. Cyclin' Missy on December 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    The bike is pretty and has some cool elements. But I’m concerned with the weight capacity of the rack. It looks like it’s only mounted to the fender.

  5. Karl On Sea on December 5, 2009 at 12:23 am

    Missy - I think the rear fender is actually a structural part of the frame rather than the regulation piece of pressed tin. Should be OK to give friends a ride home on. Probably.

    Acline - keep your eyes upon the road and your hands upon the handlebars!

    Princess - post about “real bikers” coming soon - thanks for the inspiration.

  6. Phil on December 5, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Unfortunately,

    Dear Phil,

    Thank you for your interest.

    Honestly this bike is ” just” a graduation project of a Dutch student. It’s not a Cannondale and probably never will be.
    I have to admit though it’s looking really great.

    Kind regards

    Customer Service

    Visit us online.

  7. Karl On Sea on December 5, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Ah. It’s an imaginary bike and hence the imaginary brake cables. Pity.