Friday Caption Contest: The Is-This-What-You-Wanted Edition
Yep - the morning after the night before. Waking up wondering who’d thought the S&M club was a good idea; alarmed at the emptiness of your wallet; having a vague memory of absinthe depth-charges in the snakebite; and realising that last night’s "conquest" (currently snoring next to you) is a 15st tranny called Dave. . .
All of which brings us nicely to this week’s caption contest - see what you can make of these two:
This week’s prize is one that you won’t want to wait for - a chance to change your mind about your vote at some time in the next five years.
Leave your entries below as a comment, and remember - keep it clean!
For the top one:
“I do wish Nick Clegg would stop following me about like that, it’s getting unnerving”
Or
“Little did David know that Gordon was about to jam his foot on the accelerator…”
That second pic looks like the special “massage” parlour in Kentish town…
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I wasn’t there. No-one saw me go in. You can’t prove a thing.