Hit By A Car

I’m not sure if this was a bungled assassination attempt, or if it was an expertly performed damned-near-thing, instigated on behalf of the car Mafia in an effort to warn me off.

Here’s what happened…

Riding home through Blyth, my route takes me through a series of five roundabouts. The third of these includes a traffic island on the way in that I guess is intended to break up the visual line of the road to encourage drivers to slow down. The effect of this island is to narrow the road for all concerned, and unless you take the primary position, leave you vulnerable to being squeezed out:

Which is what happened to me - caught in a stream of traffic, I didn’t pull far enough out to make overtaking me absolutely impossible. So you know what happens - as you approach the point where the island cuts off the road, you start to wonder if the guy overtaking is going to have room to complete his move.

And it turns out that he does . . . if he pulls over into the piece of road that you’re occupying, and along the way manages to apex the left hand bend.

I fended the car off with a hand, but all that did was delay things. The car continued coming across with the rear bumper passing in front of my handlebars and clipping my front wheel. A big wobble, emergency unclipping, and all the time in the world (or so it seemed) to wonder if I was going to fall just like Wife did last year, and if having a dislocated elbow would hurt as much as she seemed to think at the time . . . and then the car was gone. I was still upright, flushed full of adrenaline and mad as hell.

But despite my best efforts, I couldn’t catch him. And with all that adrenaline, I never even thought to try to memorise the number plate.

OK - here are my learning points from this:

  • TAKE THE FLIPPIN LANE. I no longer care about the hoots and honks from behind me.
  • If faced with a similar situation again, slamming on the brakes would probably be more sensible than trying to fend off a car!

Other things . . .

  • I’ve now dug out my helmet camera. No, I’m not going to wear this on my head, but strap it to the bike du jour’s head tube. I’ve had enough of taking this crap from drivers, and will get evidence.
  • I wish this were a country where cycle infrastructure made riding a bike safe, efficient, direct, and was significantly car-free.

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11 Responses to “ Hit By A Car ”

  1. shebaduhkitty on September 11, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    glad you were skilled enough to avoid damage. I would not have faired as well

  2. Andy in Germany on September 11, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    Well done you on your reactions. And thanks for the reminder to take the lane -we’re not being stroppy, we’re being safe.

  3. John the Monkey on September 11, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Any ride you walk away from though, right?

    Glad you’re ok - and yeah, TAKE THE LANE. No one appreciates you being a nice guy ime.

  4. mike on September 11, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Well done on the evasive action. I spoke to a cyclist who regularly uses a head cam. He reckons that the presence of the camera makes drivers treat him with more respect, so perhaps there’s more value in a visible camera than a covert one.

  5. Phil on September 11, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Glad you are ok, sounds like this was a closer-than-it-should-ever-have-been call and as said, you’re skills are certainly what saved you. I’m sure I would not be able to blog again if I were in your place today.

  6. townmouse on September 11, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    Glad you were unhurt, nasty though

  7. addictedtorun on September 12, 2010 at 12:36 am

    alot of drivers just do not respect the bikers…they don’t feel we are part of traffic…glad you were able to get out safe!

  8. Bill on September 12, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Definitely glad you’re safe, Karl.

    Always, always, always take your space. I’ve had to do a few attention-getting raps on windows to get a driver’s attention. But I avoid that situation by staying wide and clear of opening doors or potholes.

    They can wait. I pay my road taxes too.

  9. KarlOnSea on September 12, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Thank you all. I’m not so sure about my bike handling skills though - I’d put my staying upright more down to blind luck than skill. So the point that Bill & John make is the one to trust to in the future - take the lane - they can wait!

  10. Magicroundabout on September 12, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Yeah, I’ll second all of the above. The number of drivers that mis-judge pinch points like that is astounding.

    I don’t think I wrote it up but I had a car hassling me in a very similar place recently. He was about to overtake me, but I think my repeated eye contact made him change his mind. Unfortunately I almost ended up driving into a stationary car in front of me as a result of watching the guy behind. Oops.

    But yeah, glad your OK - take care out there.

  11. KarlOnSea on September 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    The eye contact thing’s great, and highly effective - especially when it’s the gimlet-glare of “I see you / you see me / We both know”. But like you too, I’ve looked forward at the rapidly approaching stationary traffic!