Stupid Things Drivers Say
- "You don’t pay road tax " - Duh! Neither do you !
- "You don’t have insurance " - Actually I do - along with the rest of my family . However, in 2008, there were almost a QUARTER OF A MILLION prosecutions in the UK for driving without insurance .
- Today’s classic from a taxi driver who was stopped in a ‘Keep Clear’ box and blocking a junction on a roundabout … "You should be wearing a hat "
Maybe the very stylish, yet curiously practical Walz Cap I was wearing, has magical properties that render it invisible to morons.
What other stoopid things have you had drivers try to enlighten you with?
“you held me up for 1/4 mile so I had to cut you up”
Give him credit, I worked out the relative times for him for 40mph speed limit and my 20mph, to work out he’d been held up for and he did admit “HAD to cut me up” was less than helpful.
I’d love to know how you managed to engage in conversation long enough to demonstrate that the total delay was ~45 seconds. Clearly you’re a better orator than I am!