Friday Caption Contest: Hirsuteness Edition
OK, so it’s Saturday and not Friday. Whatever.
This photo comes from what is definitely the strangest site I have ever found - Fuck Yeah, Bikes And Beards. Before you head over to check out the depths of the strangeness, I should point out that what looks like an ironic / joke homoerotic cyclist fetish site does feature some images that are definitely not safe for work. Or indeed anywhere else for that matter. Some people get very strange around their bikes.
Anyway, there was this photo, which is just begging to have an alternative caption:
This week’s best caption wins a fabulous prize - the chance to ride a bicycle like it’s a perfectly normal, everyday activity, in a nice, safe, controlled environment. Because as we all know - the roads are too dangerous for anyone not wearing Lycra, high-viz and a helmet.