Friday Caption Contest

Ordinarily, I’d ask you to keep it clean. But this photo is just begging for some Carry On innuendo. Best caption this week wins your choice of either Kelly Brook or Boris Johnson for a night of unbridled passion.

In your dreams. Innit.

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5 Responses to “ Friday Caption Contest ”

  1. Kim on February 11, 2011 at 10:29 am

    “Boris! Just keep your helmet there.”

  2. townmouse on February 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    “Wait till Boris catches a whiff of what I’ve just let off!”

  3. Bob-a-job-rob on February 11, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    “See Kelly? I told you I could ride one-handed!”

  4. Tom on February 15, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    I may be smiling, but if you don’t take your hand off my backside I’ll shove that cycle helmet where the sun don’t shine.

  5. Mary Westmacott on February 17, 2011 at 7:31 am

    Oh Boris, This bike is a much better ride than you! bye !