Friday Caption Contest
Ordinarily, I’d ask you to keep it clean. But this photo is just begging for some Carry On innuendo. Best caption this week wins your choice of either Kelly Brook or Boris Johnson for a night of unbridled passion.
In your dreams. Innit.














“Boris! Just keep your helmet there.”
“Wait till Boris catches a whiff of what I’ve just let off!”
“See Kelly? I told you I could ride one-handed!”
I may be smiling, but if you don’t take your hand off my backside I’ll shove that cycle helmet where the sun don’t shine.
Oh Boris, This bike is a much better ride than you! bye !