Friday Caption Contest: Spies Like Us
Congratulations to last week’s competition winner, Mr John The Monkey. With his revelations about government spending on special advisers to pie chefs, he wins the Shell Oils’ Sustainable Transport Prize of Nowt But Hot Air™ (and a warmer climate). So well done that simian!
For this week’s contest, we have a car-owner* who was recently photographed in Amsterdam by our counter-infiltration unit:
Your challenge for this week’s contest is to provide an accurate caption for this photo, so that The Powers That Be can correctly identify the subject as the threat he so obviously is to our nice, safe, car-dominated society.
First prize comes direct from Q-Branch: A self-propelled two-wheeled vehicle that’s ideal for getting around town, and could even be used for trips to the shop / pub / cinema / wherever.
*Disclaimer: Subject may not actually own a car. But you’ve got to admit, he looks jolly suspicious.