Friday Caption Contest: Spies Like Us

Congratulations to last week’s competition winner, Mr John The Monkey. With his revelations about government spending on special advisers to pie chefs, he wins the Shell Oils’ Sustainable Transport Prize of Nowt But Hot Air™ (and a warmer climate). So well done that simian!

For this week’s contest, we have a car-owner* who was recently photographed in Amsterdam by our counter-infiltration unit:

Your challenge for this week’s contest is to provide an accurate caption for this photo, so that The Powers That Be can correctly identify the subject as the threat he so obviously is to our nice, safe, car-dominated society.

First prize comes direct from Q-Branch: A self-propelled two-wheeled vehicle that’s ideal for getting around town, and could even be used for trips to the shop / pub / cinema / wherever.

Good luck!

*Disclaimer: Subject may not actually own a car. But you’ve got to admit, he looks jolly suspicious.

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10 Responses to “ Friday Caption Contest: Spies Like Us ”

  1. Kim on March 18, 2011 at 10:30 am

    “Dutch fails to blending while trying to infiltrate the British cycling scene. His mission, to spread dangerous and perverted ideas about separated cycling infrastructure. This man must be stopped!” C.R.

  2. Kim on March 18, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Bugger, should read: “Dutch special agent fails to blending while trying to infiltrate the British cycling scene. His mission, to spread dangerous and perverted ideas about separated cycling infrastructure. This man must be stopped!” C.R.

  3. John the Monkey on March 18, 2011 at 10:45 am

    “eh, if this doesn’t get me on Copenhagen Cycle Chic, I’m going back to lycra, innit.”

  4. Jim Davis on March 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    ‘Man has to push bicycle as he’s not wearing a helmet with mounted surveillance camera and dressed looking like a Mardi Gras carnival float on crack’

  5. John the Monkey on March 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    and thank you, btw, too kind.

    /bows

  6. Anon. on March 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    “Mikael Colville Andersen tries to sneak on to Amsterdamize, in disguise…”

  7. Glenn on March 19, 2011 at 3:57 am

    Which one of you ordered the Spanish beef?

  8. KarlOnSea on March 19, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Shockingly enough it seems that we’ve been infiltrated by the CIA.

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  10. Anon. on March 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I wonder if you were to look at the IP address of the posters would you find that someone had posted more than once…

    and I am not talking about this post ;-)