Friday Caption Contest: Tescopoly Edition
Last week’s caption contest only had one entry (what’s the matter the rest of you - cat got your tongue?), so Kim’s entry wins by default. It would probably have won anyway, so we’ll be sending the Middleton siblings around just as soon as we’ve got them into the shipping crate.
The subject matter for this week’s contest comes direct from the excellent BikeHacks blog:
So today’s challenge is as simple as can be - what happened next?
Answers below as a comment, and one lucky winner could win our fabulous prize, courtesy of our generous sponsors at Tesco - a new shop on your high street that’ll suck the life out of existing businesses, do serious damage to your local economy as it repatriates its profits to head office, and that your council is seemingly powerless to stop.
Good luck!
Bugger this i’m off to Lidl
The Bristol Traffic Project team opts not to participate in this quiz on the basis that the last time a new Tesco arrived near some of the team member’s houses, the resulting disruption -including that helicopter all night- was not welcome.
If you wish for some more up to date photographs of Stokes Croft, please get in touch.
The rider races to the shop and when he gets to the door is blocked by Security so the rider says..
‘Well, this is Tesco Express!’
They then all laugh for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.
Please don’t give us another Tesco. Worthing is about to hit double figures with yet another identikit Tesco Emporium in its Goring district giving everyone a greater freedom of restricted choice.
Despite the carbon free shopping trip, the cyclist was humiliated at the checkout for not bringing his own bags!
“All was going swimmingly until Karl remembered he’d left his wallet at home”
Tesco’s attempt to move into the lucrative cargo bike market was met with mixed results…
Bert wasn’t sure that the bike shop had understood his requirement for a basket on the front of his Pashley.