Friday Caption Contest - Rainbow Wheels Edition

Remember last week’s caption contest, with the glitering prize of Bradley Wiggins’ Lambretta & parka coat? The obvious winner was Nathan, with, “Look Ma, no feet!”, and just as soon as we get all the mirrors off the scooter so it’ll fit into the box, we’ll post your prize to you.

This week’s caption contest takes its inspiration from something I saw when looking out of my bedroom window the other day*, with this superb photo by Adrienne Johnson at Change Your Life - Ride A Bike:

I have no idea what’s going on here, so please provide a suitable caption to explain the scene, remembering that I am an innocent in just so many things, and would like to keep it that way.

This week we have a wonderful [virtual] prize from top fetishwear designer, Nike. With these stage-ready shorts, you can strut tall and proud, looking just like Freddie Mercury, though you’ll have to supply your own ‘tash & microphone boom to twirl.

So good luck!

*It was a rainbow - anyone riding a bike like that around here in June is likely to get frostbite.

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7 Responses to “ Friday Caption Contest - Rainbow Wheels Edition ”

  1. Peter on July 1, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Bradley is still to be convinced by the new Sky team uniform

  2. Katja Leyendecker on July 1, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Something seems of little interest. C’mon. Get the bigger lense out!

  3. tlatet on July 1, 2011 at 8:38 am

    I misunderstood what they meant by “A metropolitan bicycle ride with a bit of style”

  4. Jonomc on July 1, 2011 at 9:53 am

    I have been ridden more times than this bike.

  5. Kim on July 1, 2011 at 11:27 am

    A miss informed tourist thought this was what “regular clothes in Whitley Bay” constituted…

  6. Karl T on July 1, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Curse your nimble fingers Kim! My caption was “cycling in regular clothes taken to its logical conclusion”.

  7. lee kenney on July 2, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    The commissars are checking on the skin -suit regulations !