Leave Your Bike. Not Your Luggage.

I had a couple of meetings in the centre of Newcastle last Friday. I rode in on the Pashley, which now has a set of vast pannier bags fixed to the rear rack - for security, they’re cable-tied in place.

Anyway, I chose the bike racks on the Central Station’s platform as a suitable place to leave the bike. Having blagged my way through the ticket barriers, I emptied the panniers of my notebook & waterproofs before locking up and heading off to talk about email marketing.

When I got back to my bike, I could see that there was something wrong. It took a second or so to figure it out, but then it clicked. The bastard panniers were missing.

Bah! The things that people steal!

Then I saw the piece of paper Sellotaped to the cross-bar:

Well that was a relief. Kind of.

So I unlocked the bike, jammed all my stuff onto the rack and headed down to the Station Management Centre. The explanation I got was…

  • There’s a sign
  • Or maybe there used to be
  • Anyway. Whatever. Cyclists aren’t allowed to leave luggage on their bikes because someone could put something in them
    • My guess is that this is a security issue, and as such I can sort of see their point
      • Except that there are also rubbish bins all around the rest of the station, which would probably make a far better place to dump a McDonalds’ Meal Deal paper bag full of RDX, screws, washers and bolts than the nearly discrete corner used for the bike racks
      • Heck - if it comes to that, there’s car parking pretty much on the platform. God knows what you could hide in a car parked there

At this juncture, I could start ranting about how unfair, anti-bike, and car-supremacist this all is. But like I said - I can sort of see their point. And I got some important knowledge from the whole experienc:

A few cable ties may be enough to stop someone just lifting my panniers off the bike, but anyone with a pen knife or pair of scissors can make short work of them.

I need a better, more robust way of fixing them on. Something involving steel cable would be good, though in the meantime I’m using a LOT more cable ties. The sort of number that it’s technically possible to cut through, but make it clear that a pair of empty canvass bags probably aren’t worth this much effort.

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8 Responses to “ Leave Your Bike. Not Your Luggage. ”

  1. John the Monkey on September 15, 2011 at 7:39 am

    I’d be more irritated by that “…are not permitted to be left…”

    Grr.

  2. SteveL on September 15, 2011 at 9:33 am

    I wonder if you could do something with those laptop cable locks, the ones you loop through things and then have a rotating lock to fit into the slot on the back of the laptop. You’d need an appropriate slot on a bike, which you could maybe cut into the back of a saddle or the mudguard.

  3. Kim on September 15, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Stupidity and fear handed down from a vacuous political class, what is this country coming to?

  4. tom on September 15, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    they are cocks at that station though. I left a fully loaded touring bike outside WH Smiths while I bought a paper, came out to some fool trying to lecture me on how he could have the bike put down.

  5. Ciarán on September 15, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Get the buggers welded to the rack.

  6. Jon on September 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Well, true someone could fill the bag with plastic and screws, or the bike frame for that matter. But better a car, or a trash can… Of course no one would ever blow up anything as valuable as a car, never heard of that happening….

  7. Andy in Germany on September 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Amazing how in the UK yclists can be treated like this.

    Cable locks by the way cab be cut in three minutes using standard wire cutters, I had a customer ask me to do this in the shop once.

    Um… East Coast is a nationalised company, made when National Express handed back the keys when they started to lose money. As such your local politicians may be able to help a bit…

    Or not as the case may be.

    Oh, you may want to email this to Christian Wolmar (google it) He is a cyclist and raiway journalist and he’d probably be interested.

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