Why You Should ALWAYS Wear A Helmet
Yep. That sort of crazy, weird, extreme sport, hunted by psychotic wildlife, messed-up stuff happens to me. Every. Single. Day.
Alternatively, your ride might be more civilised, in which case a polystyrene psychotic wildlife deflector might seem a little superfluous:
Hat-tip to @Eclair55 on the Twitter for the dangerous wildlife vid & this post’s title!