Why You Should ALWAYS Wear A Helmet
Yep. That sort of crazy, weird, extreme sport, hunted by psychotic wildlife, messed-up stuff happens to me. Every. Single. Day.
Alternatively, your ride might be more civilised, in which case a polystyrene psychotic wildlife deflector might seem a little superfluous:
Hat-tip to @Eclair55 on the Twitter for the dangerous wildlife vid & this post’s title!













I often ask people who tell me I’m “Stupid” for not wearing a helmet why it is that the tstreets of Amsterdam and Copenhagen aren’t covered with comatose cyclists.
Blank looks are the normal response…
Yes, I am often worried by those great herds of Red Hartebeest (Alcelaphus caama) which roam our urban streets, which is why I always recommend that cyclist should always wear a pith helmet and carry a high calibre rifle…