Why You Should ALWAYS Wear A Helmet

Yep. That sort of crazy, weird, extreme sport, hunted by psychotic wildlife, messed-up stuff happens to me. Every. Single. Day.

Alternatively, your ride might be more civilised, in which case a polystyrene psychotic wildlife deflector might seem a little superfluous:


Hat-tip to @Eclair55 on the Twitter for the dangerous wildlife vid & this post’s title!

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2 Responses to “ Why You Should ALWAYS Wear A Helmet ”

  1. Andy in Germany on October 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    I often ask people who tell me I’m “Stupid” for not wearing a helmet why it is that the tstreets of Amsterdam and Copenhagen aren’t covered with comatose cyclists.

    Blank looks are the normal response…

  2. Kim on October 20, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Yes, I am often worried by those great herds of Red Hartebeest (Alcelaphus caama) which roam our urban streets, which is why I always recommend that cyclist should always wear a pith helmet and carry a high calibre rifle… ;-)