Friday Caption Contest: Snow & Transport Chaos Edition
First of all, a jolly big “well done” to all of you who entered last week’s contest. Sadly, there can only be one winner, and the best bribes were provided by KarlT with his caption,
“It’s used for emphasis when you tell a pig ignorant taxi driver to go fsck himself.”
Thanks for the crate of White Antifreeze Ersatz Cider, and just as soon as your cheque clears, we’ll be sending our team of ham-fisted, failed, drunken, blind carpenters surgical experts round to fit you with your Zertz Inserts.
This week the weather’s continued to be chilly, which has led some cyclists to start bleating and whining about how cold they are. But you’re all a lot tougher than that (and for the most part understand that when it’s “cold”, you can on put extra “clothes”, no?), so perhaps you could be so good as to give this poor chap some advice:
The best caption will win a fabulous prize, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Obviously we can’t reveal exactly what (because otherwise it wouldn’t be anonymous)… but suffice to say that nothing says “I love you” better than some mass-produced kitsch tat.