Friday Caption Contest: Sam Cam Daily Mail Edition
Hmmm… I fear that I may have given you too much to look at last week. So you all got distracted, and seemed to provide captions for whichever photo took your choice. Naturally this made judging in a completely fair & unbiased manner rather difficult. In the end we chose the winner by scratching your answers on the paintwork of local 4×4s, and seeing which one got the best reaction from their owners.
As a result, Vocus Dwabe will be getting a visit from the police, who’ll also be bringing round your prize. Congratulations!
Anyway, this week saw the budget alongside the promise of privatised roads and a discreetly passed NHS bill. Quite controversial stuff, so how was the government to distract us and keep us gulping down in the Soma of this brave new world?
Something drastic was needed - like, for instance, Samantha Cameron on a bike. So this photo appeared in the Daily Mail’s online edition yesterday:
Obviously this needs a caption. We’ll be awarding extra points for anyone who’s caption is in the style of comments on the Daily Mail’s site. The best caption will win the chance to buy shares in the road network that you already own.
Good luck!














Samantha Cameron, having been given warnings about the risk of the sky falling in, takes appropriate action…
… Sam Cam is Chicken Little!
Er,I know I look awkward and ill at ease with this stupid thing on my head - but I look awkward and ill at ease anyway, so it doesn’t really make matters any worse.
Can you photograph Carla Bruni wearing one as well, the bitch? It’s not fair…
Nipping to the shops on Air Force Two.
Well, the car the protection team are following me in *is* a Prius, so that’s OK!
‘And for an extra 100 grand, Mikael, I’ll take the damn helmet off and cycle in my Louboutins’
How is she going to get two black labs in the back of that? This country’s going down the pan
Sam-Cam using SRAM passes pavement parker in parka while well-met in a helmet as Tory party peddle seats at her table.
In the style of the Mail, you say?
“BAN THIS SICK FILTH”
Job’s a good ‘un.
@ Mikey2Gorgeous - you are Benjamin Zephaniah, and I claim my £10 note!
“I’d like you to think I enjoy this. But really, I am scared sh*tless. Daaaaavid!”
He made her eat pasties next.