Friday Caption Contest: Sam Cam Daily Mail Edition

Hmmm… I fear that I may have given you too much to look at last week. So you all got distracted, and seemed to provide captions for whichever photo took your choice. Naturally this made judging in a completely fair & unbiased manner rather difficult. In the end we chose the winner by scratching your answers on the paintwork of local 4×4s, and seeing which one got the best reaction from their owners.

As a result, Vocus Dwabe will be getting a visit from the police, who’ll also be bringing round your prize. Congratulations!

Anyway, this week saw the budget alongside the promise of privatised roads and a discreetly passed NHS bill. Quite controversial stuff, so how was the government to distract us and keep us gulping down in the Soma of this brave new world?

Something drastic was needed - like, for instance, Samantha Cameron on a bike. So this photo appeared in the Daily Mail’s online edition yesterday:

Obviously this needs a caption. We’ll be awarding extra points for anyone who’s caption is in the style of comments on the Daily Mail’s site. The best caption will win the chance to buy shares in the road network that you already own.

Good luck!

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11 Responses to “ Friday Caption Contest: Sam Cam Daily Mail Edition ”

  1. Kim on March 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Samantha Cameron, having been given warnings about the risk of the sky falling in, takes appropriate action…

  2. Kim on March 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    … Sam Cam is Chicken Little!

  3. Vocus Dwabe on March 24, 2012 at 7:24 am

    Er,I know I look awkward and ill at ease with this stupid thing on my head - but I look awkward and ill at ease anyway, so it doesn’t really make matters any worse.

    Can you photograph Carla Bruni wearing one as well, the bitch? It’s not fair…

  4. Peter the Monk on March 24, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Nipping to the shops on Air Force Two.

  5. PaulM on March 25, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Well, the car the protection team are following me in *is* a Prius, so that’s OK!

  6. townmouse on March 25, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    ‘And for an extra 100 grand, Mikael, I’ll take the damn helmet off and cycle in my Louboutins’

  7. Stix on March 25, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    How is she going to get two black labs in the back of that? This country’s going down the pan

  8. mikey2gorgeous on March 26, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Sam-Cam using SRAM passes pavement parker in parka while well-met in a helmet as Tory party peddle seats at her table.

  9. John the Monkey on March 26, 2012 at 9:15 am

    In the style of the Mail, you say?

    “BAN THIS SICK FILTH”

    Job’s a good ‘un.

  10. KarlOnSea on March 26, 2012 at 10:52 am

    @ Mikey2Gorgeous - you are Benjamin Zephaniah, and I claim my £10 note!

  11. Katsdekker on March 29, 2012 at 11:51 am

    “I’d like you to think I enjoy this. But really, I am scared sh*tless. Daaaaavid!”

    He made her eat pasties next.