Friday Caption Contest: Churchgoers Edition
Oh! Last week’s competition! Just so difficult to pick an absolute winner. But like in that film Highlander, there can be only one. It has to be John The Monkey, who took the only route guaranteed to win the lottery.
John - remember, in the real national lottery, your buy-every-ticket-method is guaranteed success IF:
- You buy all 13.8 million combinations
- The prize fund is considerably greater than £13.8M
- You go public with your plan in order to dissuade others from buying tickets, thereby convincing the public at large that it’s not worth entering.
Also worthy of mention is Mikey2gorgeous’ entry. All I’m going to say about this is that you are plainly a very strange person.
Anyway, today is Good Friday. No idea why it’s called “Good” Friday - getting nailed to a plank would rank right up there with my Worst Monday. Maybe this is one of those faith issues that I’ll never understand.
Whatever. The point is that apparently Easter isn’t just all about chocolate-oriented consumerism. I know - crazy! For some, there’s a definite churchy significance to the whole thing. And what better way could there be of getting to church than cycling? The trouble is finding somewhere to park your bike:
There’s probably a sign nearby to explain what’s going on here. But what would that sign say?
Best answer this week wins a fabulous prize: A Jesus-approved bicycle from the Netherlands.
Good luck!
Welcome to the Cycling Church of Jesus
Cycleway to heaven
Caution - passageway narrows!
I remember opening the third bottle of port last night but I’m buggered if I can remember where I left my bike!
Idiot! You were supposed to ride up the steep hill…..
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