Friday Caption Contest: Body Parts

Well done to everyone who entered last week’s contest. After planting evidence on our panel of judges, they’ve decided that the winner has to be Kim with,

“Is this the queue for the canteen?”

Though to be fair, Nathan’s suggestion that the police may be planning to infiltrate critical mass also deserves consideration. The way to find out if your fellow cyclist is a policeman (or policewoman) is to offer him (or her) a selection of the following:

  • Cake
  • Donuts
  • Cake
  • Powerbars
  • All-day breakfast
  • Cake
  • Beer
  • Flapjacks
  • Cake

You’d think that the police infiltrator could be identified by the way they grab for the donuts. But some of my best friends are cyclists who like donuts, so that’s no way to tell. The fact is that both police infiltrators and everyday cyclists will happily scoff the lot and probably fill their pockets & bags in case they get peckish on the way home.

No. It’s the beer that’s the real test - we all know that it’s technically-speaking a sports drink: 96% pure water, with the balance being a blend of complex carbohydrates, sugars, and goodness, all in a tasty, easily-absorbed isotonic solution. But the reply you’ll get from the police will be,

“Oh, um, not while I’m on duty.”

Obvious really, but now that I mention it, I realise that I’ve never seen WPC Leyendecker (the chair of the Newcastle Cycling Campaign) drink any beer. Probably just a coincidence.

Anyway. This week’s competition.

I just don’t know where to begin with this photo, which was snapped by one of our moles (Agent “Kalev Kevad” to you) in Amsterdam:

Oh those crazy Dutch, eh?

Actually, I’ve no idea what’s going on here, so please can you help out & explain the situation.

Most accurate answer this week will win a super prize to keep you going until you get home - a large portion of frieten with mayonnaise.

Good luck!

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8 Responses to “ Friday Caption Contest: Body Parts ”

  1. Scott on April 20, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Dutch gangsters have no need for cars with large boots.

  2. John the Monkey on April 20, 2012 at 10:46 am

    “Dirk, this passenger seat is REALLY uncomfortable.”

    OR

    Dutch Magician in forgetting to re-join beautiful assistant SHOCK.

  3. Andy Kewell on April 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Pack-a-boost. For those commutes when you need the extra legs…

  4. Nigel on April 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    A coincidence we ask? “Woman arrested after entering mannequin into council elections.” http://ind.pn/IWznzR

  5. Kim on April 22, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    The the boss of Addison Lee on his way to a meeting on “The Bridge” (Bron/Broen)…

  6. Nathan on April 22, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Saddle afficianados will go to great lengths to sniff a Brooks.

  7. Peter the Monk on April 23, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    Sinclair A-Bike users perfect the art of folding

  8. mikey2gorgeous on April 25, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Bike courier delivers Stella MCCartney’s latest trouser design for shop window display.