“Do Not Feed The Mamils”
That’s the caption suggested by Andy Lulham for this photo from the Leeds University Bicycle User Group:
Can you do better?
That’s the caption suggested by Andy Lulham for this photo from the Leeds University Bicycle User Group:
Can you do better?
‘No, Councillor, that isn’t *quite* what we had in mind when we said we wanted segregation for bikes’
BY DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Road Safety experts approve new measure to curb the menace of pedal cycles. “For too long, our streets have run with blood because of these lycra louts”, said councillor Arthur Bufon, in an interview conducted by ‘phone as he drove to his office “caging these dangerous machines will protect the public from further depradation, and is an important step in promoting the responsible sharing of roads in the borough.”
The “Austerity” Great Exhibition not as impressive as 1851 Great Exhibition, complain critics.
CONFUSION REIGNS as “Sheffield Stands #12″ by conceptual artist Pierre Moton is installed in Leeds.
OUTRAGE as Eric Pickles’ snack storage area occupied by transport that doesn’t have engines, four wheels.
LEEDS zoo implements new chimp enclosure. Hopes to have the primates spontaneously re-enact famous PG Tips “Tour de France” advert by 2014.
DAILY MAIL readers’ dreams come true as two bikes jailed for not paying road tax. “Today Leeds, tomorrow the world” said a man.
LEAVES stage non violent protest at exclusion from “Bicycle VIP area”.
NEW “Flintstones” car still needs work, says inventor - rues decision to power by bicycle, build out of mesh.
“SORRY mate, I didn’t see you” says cage delivery man.
OUTRAGE as Leeds plans for austerity Royal visit revealed - Queen to tour the city on red bicycle mounted throne, say council leaders.
In view of the agressive behaviour of cyclists turning rampant, we have recently taken every precaution possible. We have already caged a family of three found sneakily riding a back alley.
NEW large capacity rickshaw design “fundamentally flawed” says inventor.