Armoured Bicycle Friday
Well done to Lee Kenney who was the winner of last week’s caption contest with,
“After a dismal career in accounting, Emma Way became a taxi driver.”
We’ve decided that this merits a special up-grade to the prize offered, and will be round to delete your twitter account, hire a PR firm and put you in front of the TV cameras portrayed as the victim some time in the next five minutes.
The inspiration for this week’s competition comes from the pages of the Interwebs. I was looking for a new bike that would be suitable for riding amongst Blyth’s homicidal taxi-drivers, or that I could perhaps use for this weekend’s Cycling Embassy of Great Britain infrastructure safaris around Newcastle.
I came across this as the ONLY option for such challenging conditions:
Your challenge this week is simple: Come up with an advertising line to sell this four-wheeled beast to the masses.
Best answer wins a super [virtual] prize: An armoured hoodie to keep you warm and safe on the bike.