Posts Tagged ‘ Friday Caption Competition ’

Well done to Lee Kenney who was the winner of last week’s caption contest with, “After a dismal career in accounting, Emma Way became a taxi driver.” We’ve decided that this merits a special up-grade to the prize offered, and will be round to delete your twitter account, hire a PR firm and put you in...
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First up, let’s look at the results for last week’s caption contest. The winner is of course Betty, who correctly identified that on high-end bikes like the Townsend pictured, almost everything is now seen as an optional add-on that you pay for. Having done so, she immediately spotted the problem with the tyres: “The rider...
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Simple enough challenge for you today: Just identify what’s missing from this snap by CyclingVillage, and provide an explanation of what’s happened: Best answer gets our usual level of fabulous prize: A CCTV system to keep an eye on your precious ride. Good luck!
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It’s been a while since our last competition - our team of judges were too busy laughing themselves sick at the entries. But the winner is… Andrew: “Dave was still trying to prove that the ideal number of bikes was N+1″ because the truth of it hurt too much. Your prize is in the post -...
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Well done to everyone who entered last week’s contest. After planting evidence on our panel of judges, they’ve decided that the winner has to be Kim with, “Is this the queue for the canteen?” Though to be fair, Nathan’s suggestion that the police may be planning to infiltrate critical mass also deserves consideration. The way to...
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Well didn’t you all do well last week? Some great answers, but when it comes down to it, we love puns. So Nathan wins with, “Idiot! You were supposed to ride up a steel hill…“ Your Jesus-approved bicycle will be with you just as soon as we can get the the angel riding it to hand...
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Oh! Last week’s competition! Just so difficult to pick an absolute winner. But like in that film Highlander, there can be only one. It has to be John The Monkey, who took the only route guaranteed to win the lottery. John - remember, in the real national lottery, your buy-every-ticket-method is guaranteed success IF: You buy...
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I’ve been busy all week (so not much in the way of posts for the last seven days), but I did manage to get our panel of judges together for long enough to decide the winner of last week’s competition. The obvious winner was mikey2gorgeous, with “Sam-Cam using SRAM passes pavement parker in parka while...
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Before we come to that though, three cheers to everyone who entered last week’s contest. The clear winner was Katja Leyendecker, who correctly identified the London cyclist as a Boris Bike Braveheart escapee with the caption: “It’s all for nothing if you don’t have your freedom” This week we continue in this theme of the foreign...
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First of all, a jolly big “well done” to all of you who entered last week’s contest. Sadly, there can only be one winner, and the best bribes were provided by KarlT with his caption, “It’s used for emphasis when you tell a pig ignorant taxi driver to go fsck himself.” Thanks for the crate of...
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